You're a womanizer and a bitch.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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