She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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