you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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