also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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