Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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