Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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