So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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