The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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