talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
