I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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