and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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