just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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