i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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