ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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