You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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