Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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