Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
