Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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