Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
