It's Friday. Sex?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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