My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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