The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
