She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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