"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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