dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
