Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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