She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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