ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I need to wash the frat house off of me
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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