My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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