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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won

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(203): View more from Connecticut

thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.

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(775): View more from Nevada

soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.

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(360): View more from Washington

There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?

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(253): View more from Washington

I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise

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(616): View more from Michigan

Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Consume your own penis you ugly freak.

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