Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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