In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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