I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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