I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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