lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I think I just sharted jello shots
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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