Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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