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(973): View more from New Jersey

so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator

(908): View more from New Jersey

hello competition

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(315): View more from New York

That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"

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(727): View more from Florida

remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.

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(360): View more from Washington

Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.

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(574): View more from Indiana

ditto.

(574): View more from Indiana

about cumming, not toast

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you going clubbing tonight?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

well its tuesday isnt it

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