Soap is not a condiment
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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