why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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