Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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