Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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