So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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