Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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