i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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