White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
