Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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