plz talk dirty to me
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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