i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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