well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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