do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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