well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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