Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Duck Duck Cougar?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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