Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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